In my mind I pretend to be a man every day I go to work.
I show up with no makeup and my hair tied to a bun, wear thick sweatshirts with long slacks even in 90 degree weather.
I am disgusted by men hitting on me, whistling at me, touching me, calling me sexy, or even touching themselves when they’re facing me.
No, it is not fucking flattering.
cynical-kookycynikz asked: How did Dyrus ask you out? Details plz ⊙ω⊙
"So, what are we now?"
"We’re whatever you want to be."
Anonymous asked: in your post about how you met dyrus (which was the cutest) you refer to him by "dyrus." i would assume the title of dyrus is what you initially knew him as. but do you actually call him his real name when you're talking to him/ with him/ whatever? like, when you watch stream of the tsm guys, they just refer to each other by "turtle" or "oddone" instead of jason or brian. it makes me wonder if all their real names are almost lost in a way. just wondering, i find it super interesting is all!
I call Dyrus something entirely different. We both have nicknames for each other. When I’m talking ABOUT him to someone else (like you!), I refer to him as Dyrus because it’s what he’s known as.
As for the teammates, they call each other by their real names and their personas interchangeably.
For example, Dyrus would call Oddone “Brian” if they were casually eating or doing chores. Reginald would be called “Andy”. However if they’re doing anything LoL related they would refer to each other by their personas.
So no, their real names are not lost. They’re just using appropriate names under different circumstances.
inuis asked: How did you and Dyrus meet? I would love to hear about that. c:
At MLG Anaheim 2012, a pretty girl came up to me and said “My friend wants a photo with you!” She led me away from the LoL seating area to a not-so-busy walk way.
There was a tall, slightly burly looking kid with an MLG hoodie on and a backpack by his foot. He was standing around, looking somewhere else. His stance was amazing, not a slouch was to be seen. It’s something you don’t see often at a video game convention, a kid with a straight back and confident posture.
He turned around, and I knew who he was. He was that guy with the pillow I took a picture of walking down the aisle to the stage earlier in the day!
I had a closer look as I walked up to him. Physically he was tall, light complexion contrasting against his dark eyes and an ever so slight stubble of the beard growing around his chin. His shoulders were broad and his hips were rather narrow, a nice triangle shape body. “If he works out I’m sure he could be a model.” I thought.
"Uhh, can I get a picture with you?" He said in the lowest, monotonous voice I have ever heard in my life. He pulled a red cellphone out from his pocket, it was a rather old looking model and slightly worn out.
"Sure, um, can I get a picture with you as well?" I asked.
"Uhh, okay" A hint of smile passed his face but it only lasted for a brief second as his face was as emotionless as I first saw him.
The girl who walked up to me took turns taking photos from each of our phones. I said my thanks and dismissed myself, trying to surpress myself from grinning ear to ear and looking absolutely idiotic.
That is how I met Dyrus.
thisaccountillonlyuseonceortwice asked: What is the thing Dyrus gifted to you that you love the most? Except Dyrus, of course.
My Line Brown bear plushy. Pretty sure it’s our spirit animal lol.
024h asked: where did you get the poro stuffy? D: